i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
The end credits of game of thrones are on a black background specifically so you can see the look of horror on your face reflected in your computer screen
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry