when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”
- margaery: y'know some guys just cant hold their arsenic
- sansa, olenna and loras: HE HAD IT COMING
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website